Favorite Quotes from Bitbuckaneers 2013

This page lists the favorite quotes from any Bitbuckaneer that cares to contribute. This is a family-oriented site, so only post stuff you are comfortable showing to your family. If your family is seriously abnormal, my condolences and I'm going to reject your sadly twisted pull request.

After a year of being a live tutorial, the list of quotes got really, really long. So, I've archived the year one stuff to this page. This is a whole new year! Let's make it as good as the last.

"Courage is what it takes to stando up and speak. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."--Sir Winston Churchill
"Creeds matter very little... The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. So I elect for neither label."--James Branch Cabell
"Learning From Bitbucket is Fun
"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars."--Mark Twain
"Annyong."--Annyong
"English is just French, badly pronounced."--D'Artagnan
"Free Beer Tomorrow!"
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Think training is hard? Try losing!"--Nike Slogan
"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't verify the source."--Abraham Lincoln
"Behold, O monks, this is my advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation."— Siddhattha Gotama
" For a long time, it gave me nightmares, having to witness an injustice like that. It shows you just how cruel this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids." Why couldn't they just give him some cereal? "--Carlton Banks
"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."--Mark Twain
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
"I wonder why it is that when I plan a route too carefully, it goes to pieces, whereas if I blunder along in blissful ignorance aimed in a fancied direction I get through with no trouble." — John Steinbeck (Travels with Charley: In Search of America)
Science is the path to perfection
"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology."
“It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.”
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. -- Stephen Colbert
We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. -- Seve Ballesteros
Academic qualifications are important and so is financial education. They're both important and schools are forgetting one of them. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/robert_kiyosaki.html#MhyPht0mmkb6dFlv.99
Bond, James Bond.
"The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain
'At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you, and you’ll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you, that will be the closest you will ever get. Don’t you dare come back in here without giving your all.'
Gnome seems to be developed by interface nazis...| Linux Torvalds
Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
All Generalizations?
Questa è Sparta!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Get off my lawn. - Dear Old Dad (I miss you Pops!!!!)
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." -Tyler Durden
They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday. --ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. -Theodore Roosevelt”
随缘,尽力,达命,问心无愧
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man." -Jack Handey
I love you, Isabelle
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as much as you live. - Johnny Depp
El fin de amar sentirse m�s vivo. El fin del mar es sentirse igual, vivo. - Gustavo Cerati
myfirsttest
An Eye for an Eye Will Make the Whole World Blind - Gandhi
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't - you're right. - Henry Ford
All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney
Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. - Winston Churchill
"You can't believe everything you read on the internet." ~ George Washington
"That's just, like, your opinion, man." - The Dude
"Intelligence is a moral category.". -T. Adorno.
When there's no answer, arrive the Silent Man
"A autoconfian�a do Guerreiro n�����������o � a autoconfian�a do homem comum. O homem comum procura certeza aos olhos do observador e chama a isso autoconfian�a. O Guerreiro procura impecabilidade aos pr�prios olhos e chama a isso humildade. O homem comum est� preso aos seus semelhantes, enquanto o Guerreiro s� est� preso ao infinito."
"If you loved me, you.d all kill yourselves today". -Spider Jerusalem.
"I got a bad feeling about this. -Han Solo"
"Doveryai no proveryai" (trust but verify) - Ronald Reagan
�Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.� ? Dr. Seuss
La th�orie , c'est quand on sait tout et que rien ne fonctionne.La pratique, c'est quand tout fonctionne et que personne ne sait pourquoi.Ici, nous avons r�uni th�orie et pratique: Rien ne fonctionne... et personne ne sait pourquoi ! -- Albert Einstein
Oma Desala
"The Universe is vast and we are so small. There is really only one thing we can ever truly control... whether we are good or evil." -Oma Desala
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"If your parents don't have children chances are you won't either". -anon.
Love in a Puff
"I was so nice to my husband he left" - A shop assistant in Love in a Puff
mst3k search on tumblr
"If your parents don't have children chances are you won't either". -anon.
quote found via google at http://www.fromupnorth.com/great-quotes-549/
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard". -anon.
Antoine de Saint-Exup�ry
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. � Antoine de Saint-Exup�ry
Jerry and Esther Hicks
�Most people have put anything that earns money in the category of the things that I have to do. And that is why the money often comes so hard.� - Abraham Hicks
"The harder I work the luckier I get."
Cos
�A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.� - Bill Cosby
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
"There is in all form, the beauty of form itself"
Ron White
�I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.� - Ron White
�Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"
"I give."
"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.�
�Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them.�
Marcus Aurelius
Mr Potato HEAD
�You are what you think.�
Mr. Potato, Certified Accountant and Juggler Extraordinaire
�Look, I'm trying to navigate at faster than the speed of light, which means that before you see something, you've already passed through it. Even with an IQ of 6000, it's still brown-trousers time�
Holly, Ship's Computer, Red Dwarf
�All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.�
Pablo Picasso
It's all fun and games, until someone looses an eye...than it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
James Hetfield - Metallica
Buzz: You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt!
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Aldous Huxley
"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."
Not sure - somebody a long time ago.
�Where would rock and roll be without feeback?�
David Gilmour
Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.
Diane Arbus
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett
Alan Kay
�The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Alan Kay
I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
Albert Einstein
Carthago delenda est.
Marcus Porcius Cato
Si Robertson
�Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.�
Rumi
Si Robertson
"The key to a successful life is to work hard, nap hard, and sip a little sweet tea jack!"
Si Robertson
John Coffee
�On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?�
Stephen King, The Green Mile
Marilyn Monroe
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
Marilyn Monroe
Bender
I've grown far beyond the penny concern of your world. Every time I burp, a new galaxy is born. Two if I've been eating broccoli.
Bender Bending Rodr�guez
The Enlightened One
The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.
The Buddha
cat stevens
If you want to sing out, sing out. And if you want to be free, be free.
Cat Stevens
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
C.S Lewis
Has this world been so kind to you that you should leave with regret? There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.
C.S Lewis
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Confucius
Hello world!!
charles bukowski
Find what you love and let it kill you
Bukowski
J Prime
"Wise men speak because they have something to say;Fools speak because they have to say something."
J Prime
Thomas Jefferson
"He who knows nothing is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors."
Thomas Jefferson
Leeloo Dallas
"-...big bada boom!!"
Leeloo Dallas
Cobb (Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio)
"What's the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it."
Cobb (Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio)
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
Sir John Lubbock
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds
William Shakespeare
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
Kent Beck
"I mean, source code in files; how quaint, how seventies!"
Kent Beck
Sam Rothstein
"This is the end result of all the bright lights... and the comp trips, of all the champagne... and free hotel suites, and all the broads and all the booze. It's all been arranged just for us to get your money. Never fear moving ahead, only standing still."
Sam Rothstein
Wayne Gretzky
Never fear moving forward, only standing still.
Wayne Gretzky
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Wayne Gretzky

Lao Tzu
Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power.

Lao Tyu

C. S. Lewis
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis

Max Planck
Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.

Max Planck

Billy Mitchell
No matter what I say, it draws controversy. It's sort of like the abortion issue.
Oscar Wilde
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
Oscar Wilde
Bob Marley
"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for."
Bob Marley
Wheel of time
It�s too late to change your mind after you�ve jumped off the cliff.

Lini

Managing a team of software engineers is like herding cats

- anon

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.

~ John Lennon

If you always put a limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them
-- Bruce Lee
Emptiness
You cannot truly experience love, unless you are first completely empty yourself.

Anonymous

"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."
Jane Adams
The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life.
Jane Adams
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Google solves the issue of routing over the date line really elegantly: it has no highways in that region.
OpenStreetMap contributors
 
LOL > DotA 2
Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter junior, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Idleness leads to relaxation, sooner or later bringing about ideological and material corruption, accompanied by lack of discipline, anarchy chaos and defeat.

Samora Machel

I hope you brought your wallet... 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!!
I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him.

Galileo Galilei

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Fight Club Narrator
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Willard R. Espy
I love the girls who don�t. I love the girls who do; But best, the girls who say, �I don�t . . . But maybe just for you.�
There are 3 kinds of people in this world -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.
A programmer is someone who is so irritated by small inconveniences that they will spend weeks writting a script, so they can spend days debugging same script, so they can save five minuttes, whitch they will waste reading stackoverflow.

memand

Nothing is good or bad thinking makes it so.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

~ Walter Sobchak

"Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen." - Edward V Berard
When life gives you lemons...........throw them at the people causing all your problems. Stuff lemonade, Revenge is much sweeter
"I'm a life long Anglophile. England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen."
Our favourite quote is:Every beauty needs to go out with an idiot.

~ Bono

There is power in acceptance! Let go of what you can't change and move forward.

~ Bono

Our favourite quote is: Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

~ Tim Berners-Lee

F. Scott Fitzgerald
In any case you mustn't confuse a single failure with a final defeat.
Tender Is The Night
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Tchaikovsky
A self-respecting artist must not fold his hands on the pretext that he is not in the mood.
Tchaikovsky
Give all the power to the many, they will oppress the few. Give all the power to the few, they will oppress the many.
Alexander Hamilton
Smile
"A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home."

Anonymous

Ron Swanson
There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

~ Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

sachin tendulkar
you only the master, no one defeat u r self. u only defeat u r self. world most beautifull words in life "AMMA". 6.3.13

~ VJ, vijaysiva

Karl Marx
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

~ Karl Marx The Eighteenth Brumaire of Louis Bonaparte

"The true worth of a man, is not measured by what he does for himself but what he does for someone else!"
DMX
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right"
Herny Ford
2b||^2b.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
Lao Tzu
Ninety-nine percent of who you are is invisible and untouchable.
The cardinal sin of exec...
You should NEVER EVER EVER call execve() or any of its variants without testing the return value and exiting if it returns!!!!!!! - CS360 Lecture Notes.
Running a large country is like cooking a small fish
Lao Tzu
Some people say it doesn't make a difference, but I think it's the difference that makes it.
Oh! You know what's always sexy? Fingerless gloves
Probably any player in the universe would give his left testicle to be able to not deal with cloaked banshees...
"I don't really care what movie stars have to say about life."

� Morley Safer

You are learning all your life and you die stupid.
Lithuanian proverb
"This is still better then my real job" - Homer Simpson
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least.

� Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"'Well, opinions are like arse holes. Everyone's got one and everyone else's stinks."

� Harry Callahan

"There is no field other than the weird in which I have any aptitude or inclination for fictional composition. Life has never interested me so much as the escape from life."

� H.P Lovecraft

"Posterity"

�Marcel Duchamp

"'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all."

� Alfred Lord Tennyson

"If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have? " � Blackadder
no image
"if you don't turn the pin, you arn't tuning the piano." -Jeff Hickey RPT
some how tis must apply to life in general: any goal must requie some real effort.
I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.
"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present." � Bill Watterson
Eghbal Heidari

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking.

Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice.

And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

- Steve Jobs
Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/steve_jobs.html#Z0gYREgYblZKbE0P.99
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Charlie Chaplin
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." Bertrand Russell

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life.

Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking.

Don't let the noise of other's opinions drown out your own inner voice.

And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.

They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

- Steve Jobs
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true,there would be little hope of advance
Joey doesn't share food!
I don't make promises. I don't even make them to my wife. But we will win Game 7
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Charlie Chaplin
.. ja vaikka ei pelastaisikaan ..
someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/steve_jobs.html#Z0gYREgYblZKbE0P.99
Definition of a classic ??? something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Mark Twain
Gerard Price
"Cricket is a funny game" The Chairman
Mick Fleetwood
Yes, you can do this all on your own, but you'll be a much happier human being to do it with other human beings, and I can guarantee you that.
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. Friedrich Schiller
"The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.� GB Shaw
"Simplicity is ultimate sophistication.� Leonardo Da Vinci
spike_milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." Spike Milligan
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. ~ Confucius
-His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
Oscar Wilde
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde
�If you love something, let it go. if it returns, it's yours. If not, it never was.�
Lovely Bird
�We think too much and feel too little.
We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery.�
Charlie Chaplin
How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else.
Buckminster Fuller
�You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.�
William W. Purkey
Carmen de Mairena
Mas vale tener buen humor que en el culo un tumor
Carmen de Mairena
Oscar Wilde
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
Oscar Wilde
albert
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Albert Einstein
Lincoln
You can't believe everything you read on the internet
Abraham Lincoln
Why is my verse so barren of new pride,
So far from variation or quick change?
Why with the time do I not glance aside
To new-found methods and to compounds strange?
Why write I still all one, ever the same,
And keep invention in a noted weed,
That every word doth almost tell my name,
Showing their birth and where they did proceed?
O, know, sweet love, I always write of you,
And you and love are still my argument;
So all my best is dressing old words new,
Spending again what is already spent:
For as the sun is daily new and old,
So is my love still telling what is told.
Charles Dickens
No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Charles Dickens
Whalers On the Moon
We're whaler's on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall-tales,
And sing our whaling tune.
Albert Einstein
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
Wonderful World EMC
Dita V T
davetest. 10.02.2013
DaveDesigner
Ihazfun
I had fun once, it was awful. zappppppppoooowww. 03.02.2013
gangnamstyle
Serge Lama
That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
William Wordsworth
Germano Mosconi
Se io trovo quello che mi ha fatto innervosire Dio can, ghe do un punio che ghe spaco la testa!
Germano Mosconi
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Serge Lama
My hair is a bird, your argument is invalid. Klunk Leklunk. 01.02.2013
Serge
Frank Zappa
So many books, so little time.
Frank Zappa
Bertrand Russell
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Jesus
A picture is worth a thousand words :-)
Easy now, difficult later.
By a friend of Nathan (my brother)
Jesus
For God so loved the word that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. - John 3:16
Jesus
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" -Albert Einstein

Aoi Tanabe 2013/Feb/2

J.K. Rowling
�It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.�
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
obama
Be good or be good at it.
Pazuzu
"That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras."
Pazuzu
DAWSON LEERY
DAWSON LEERY: [describing heartbreak] It's agony. Complete, excruciating agony. It's like your heart has been ripped out of your chest and stomped on, and you can't breathe... you don't want to eat... you can't function. It's the most intense pain that you'll ever feel, and the worst part is, there's no way to relieve it. It's unyielding, merciless torture, and you *know* that it's yours for life.
Moo, from Monster Rancher anime
Now, we can do this the civilized way, or we can do this my way.
If on self-examination I find that I am not in the right, shall I not be afraid even of the humblest yokel? But if I find that I am in the right, I will face the enemy in his thousands and tens of thousands.
- Confucius
einstein
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" -Albert Einstein
Bullet-Tooth Tony
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
Bullet-Tooth Tony
WilliamShakespeare
"We (all humans) are made of the same stuff that dreams are made of, and our little life is completed with a sleep (death)." -William Shakespeare
John Maynard Keynes
"When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?" -John Maynard Keynes
Elizabeth I of England
"Video et taceo." -Elizabeth I of England
thomasaedison
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." -Thomas A Edison
thomasaedison
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." -Thomas A Edison
Immanuel Kant
Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing was ever made.
Immanuel Kant
This is my quote
gandalf
""Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
spike_milligan
"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." -Spike Milligan
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
captainpicard
"Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment, because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived." -Jean Luc Picard
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. " - Yoda
The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
-Ambrose Bierce
What we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.
W. Heisenberg
"You don't want me! I'm full of scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts."
You miss 100% of the shots you never take!
A witty saying proves nothing.
Voltaire
Invention, it must be humbly admitted, does not consist in creating out of void but out of chaos. ~Jonathan Lethem
Crichton: 'If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?'
Scorpius: 'Faster delivery of pizzas.'
--- Farscape
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin, and hook up with them later.
Mitch Hedberg
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
Theres a time and a place for everything, and its called college.
Chef
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Calvin & Hobbes (Bill Waterson)
Reach for the stars.
Steve Jobs
Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
Steve Jobs
"You don't want me! I'm full of scotch and bitterness and impure thoughts."
There are 10 sorts of people in this world - those who understand binary ... and I forget what the other nine are.
unknown
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy. A dinosaur!
Charity is humiliating because it is exerted vertically and from above; solidarity is horizontal and implies mutual respect.
Eduardo Galeano (my translation)
I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them.
Henry James
Terry Pratchett
Never take life too seriously--after all, no one gets out alive.
Terry Pratchett
"When we dont know something, the conclusion is not Therefore, we know it is magic (from Zeus or from Jesus). When we dont know something, the conclusion is We dont know."
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
- Sam Levenson
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome!
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
The Doctor
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes...
Douglas Adams
Ronaldus Maximus
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
President Ronald Reagan
Happiness is the feeling that power increases - that resistance is being overcome.
Friedrich Nietzsche
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff.
Dr Who
Love your job,don't love the company,because you never know when the company will stop loving you
"Somos enanos a hombros de gigantes"
Dr Who(s)
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey... stuff.
Dr Who
Lionel Messi Argentinean
The significance of our lives and our fragile planet is then determined only by our own wisdom and courage. We are the custodians of life's meaning. We long for a Parent to care for us, to forgive us our errors, to save us from our childish mistakes. But knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring fable. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal.
Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space
No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture!
Sherlock Holmes
"Amtrak's new Boston to LA line is off to a rocky start, with close to no trains on time"
Ilya Tsymbal
"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
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"It's a trick. Get an axe."
A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Now this is the story all about how / My life got flipped, turned upside down / And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there / I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
"It's never too late to become what you might have been."
?�Nothing is impossible, the word itself says �I�m possible�!�
�Life is too important to be taken seriously.�
Oscar Wilde
"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." "The harder I practice the luckier I get " Gary Player." -Jean Rostand
"A man who have not taken a risk has not live."
"A man who have not taken a risk has not live."
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I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.
Help you down!
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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Reg.
"A single-player game is really a movie that you create in cooperation with the player, where the lead actor doesn't have a copy of the script."
-foreword of the incredible book, Half-Life 2: Raising the Bar
from Valve Front-man, Gabe Newell
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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies
Winston Churchill
Observe, analyse, conclude...then start all over again...
Petros Mina
We don't need flour. We want COOKIES!
Just Testing.
Be generous with kindly words, especially about those who are absent. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
MOOOOOOM! JOHNS TEAM WAS HOLDING!!!!!!
Forty Whiner
A dog will not bite the hand that feeds it. This is the principle difference between man and dog
Mark Twain
After a storm comes a calm. -Matthey Henry
Makin' Pancakes, Makin' Bacon Pancakes
Jake the dog - Adventure Time
The very act of spending money can be expensive.
Awesome nick
"If any thing can go wrong it will"
Murphy's Law
Not bad at all
Nancy: My lawyer will call your lawyer. Allan: I don't have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor. (Play It Again, Sam)
Send to everybody a Happy Lunar New Year
Dalai Lama
Sleep is the best meditation. -- His Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dalai Lama
I have no idols. I admire work, dedication and competence.
Ayrton Senna
John Dorian's Appletinis
�Even though I'm a man, I don't like beer. I prefer Appletinis, they make me feel fancy�
John Dorian
I fought the code, and the code won.
Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ? Bernard M. Baruch
By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer. - Colette
Rodney Weis
Intuition is intelligence breaking the speed limit
Rodney Weis
Lewis Carroll
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Hello, sweetie
River Song
�Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.� --Nikola Tesla
That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ? Robert Frost.
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Franz Perls
I do my thing and you do your thing.
I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
You are you, and I am I,
and if by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
If not, it can't be helped.
Frits Perls

�No plan survives contact with the enemy� --Helmuth von Moltke the Elder
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. ? Robert Frost.
Do or do not, there is no try.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'eureka!' but 'that's funny...'.
Isaac Asimov
Let's make it official!
Do or do not, there is no try............
Typography is what language looks like � Ellen Lupton
Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface
Pray without ceasing
Somebody is always waiting.
Harmonica (Charles Bronson) in 'Once upon a time in the west'
"Property is the fruit of labor ---property is desirable--- is a positive good in the world. That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and hence is just encouragement to industry and enterprize. Let not him who is houseless pull down the house of another; but let him labor diligently and build one for himself, thus by example assuring that his own shall be safe from violence when built.""

� Abraham Lincoln, 1860's

I think joy and sweetness and affection are a spiritual path. We're here to know God, to love and serve God, and to be blown away by the beauty and miracle of nature. You just have to get rid of so much baggage to be light enough to dance, to sing, to play. You don't have time to carry grudges; you don't have time to cling to the need to be right.
The Anubis Gates
Let's make it official!
Pray without ceasing
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
"Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did something, they feel a little guilty because they didn.t really do it, they just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a while. That.s because they were able to connect experiences they.ve had and synthesize new things. And the reason they were able to do that was that they.ve had more experiences or they have thought more about their experiences than other people. Unfortunately, that.s too rare a commodity. A lot of people in our industry haven.t had very diverse experiences. So they don.t have enough dots to connect, and they end up with very linear solutions without a broad perspective on the problem. The broader one.s understanding of the human experience, the better design we will have"

--Steve Jobs, Wired, February, 1995

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)
Anything is possible, the impossible just takes longer.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. - Dwight D. Einsenhower
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark.
I loved when Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
I don't want to conquer anything. I just think the guy with the most freedom in this whole ocean... is the Pirate King!
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
I honor the place in you in which the entire Universe dwells, I honor the place in you which is of Love, of Integrity, of Wisdom and of Peace. When you are in that place in you, and I am in that place in me, we are One.
�The dreamers are the saviors of the world. As the visible world is sustained by the invisible, so men, through all their trials and sins and sordid vocations, are nourished by the beautiful visions of their solitary dreamers.�
When you are going through hell, keep going...
No es lo mismo hablar de revoluci�n democr�tica que de democracia revolucionaria. El primer concepto tiene un freno conservador; el segundo es liberador
I can resist anything but temptation.
�The dreamers are the saviors of the world. As the visible world is sustained by the invisible, so men, through all their trials and sins and sordid vocations, are nourished by the beautiful visions of their solitary dreamers.�
Imagination is more important than knowledge...

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. --Robert A. Heinlein
�When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.�
�When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.�
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The amount of money I'm going to be making would hurt your parents' feelings.
You can do anything, but not everything.--David Allen
You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

G-grand theft auto - you gotta make a mark and move where you want to

T-theft determination - to steal what you can and run from the nation

A-HEY! what do ya say - we automate the sequence and speed for my getaway

take it to the edge there's nowhere to hide, and call up the boys let's go for a joy ride, let's go for a joy ride

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I liked you more when you were poor!
We have to go back!
I've got two places I like to be. Portugal is one.
C.A.R. Hoare
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more!
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Like a boss !! :D
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
TANSTAAFL.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
-The Princess Bride
Books permit us to voyage through time, to tap the wisdom of our ancestors.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
�Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.�
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An instrument ...This is a guitar
I am your uncle
Go into the street and give one man a shilling, and another man a lecture on morality, and see which will respect you the most.
My name... my name is Sylar.
"There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is."
Pop changes week to week, month to month. But great music is like literature.
- Ravi Shankar.
Wanna know how I got these scars? - The Joker
�It is risky to order a boy not to do something; it immediately opens to him the adventure of doing it.� -Lord Baden Powell
Never insult seven people when all you have is a six shooter.
Colonel Potter, Mash 4077
The shortest answer is doing.
I'm not fat, I'm festively plump.
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
John Cassis
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
�If people would know how little brain is ruling the world, they would die of fear.�
Ivo Andric
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"You are today where the thoughts of yesterday have brought you and you will be tomorrow where the thoughts of today take you."
Blaise Pascal
"!Ay, Dios no me ama!"
Pedro Chespirito
I pride myself on being incorrigible. I have a very hard time being told what to do.
Joe Satriani
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"If you don't like what someone has to say, argue with them."
-Noam Chomsky
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Albert Camus
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. So medicine, law, business, engineering... these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love... these are what we stay alive for."
N.H. Kleinbaum, Dead Poets Society
Humans make misteaks and rarely admeat them.
Me and My Stakes
"Das Runde muss in das Eckige."
Sepp Herberger
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"If we, citizens, do not support our artists, then we sacrifice our imagination on the altar of crude reality and we end up believing in nothing and having worthless dreams."
Yann Martel, Life of Pi
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."
Michael Jordan
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
The Enlightened One
Tout a une fin, sauf la saucisse qui en a deux.
Marcel
Starred Sky
"Aim towards the moon, even if you miss you will land on a star"
Les Brown
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.
Albert Camus
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
Sydney J. Harris
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."
Bruce Lee
Ted Hughes
"This house has been far out at sea all night, The woods crashing through darkness, the booming hills, Winds stampeding the fields under the window Floundering black astride and blinding wet Till day rose; then under an orange sky The hills had new places, and wind wielded Blade-light, luminous black and emerald, Flexing like the lens of a mad eye. "
Wind, Ted Hughes
"All my life I have struggled in vain to know what man is. Now I know. Man is the language of God."
Menachem Mendel of Vitebsk
"Whoever acts with respect shall get respect"
Rumi
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
Douglas Adams
Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. -C.S.Lewis
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. - Les Brown
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. -Jean Rostand
Albert Einstein 1921
"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
Albert Einstein
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
Winston Churchill
Grace under pressure, as always, James. - MONEYPENNY (Goldeneye, N64)
"The kid just rages for a while." -Rucks
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love. A gift to that person, a beautiful thing
Mother Theresa
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love. A gift to that person, a beautiful thing
Mother Theresa
Go away -Me
How time distorts things...
The Rules of Attraction (Film)
If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.
TEst test test, form Mr. Lai.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld
SSH Test - Easy
Tolerance is giving to every other human being, every right that you claim for yourself
Robert Green Ingersoll
fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs. - Homer J. Simpson
"A leader leads by example, not by force." -- Sun Tzu
That's no moon -- it's a space station.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and then do your best.
Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, live on that idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Abraham Lincoln
The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that it�s difficult to determine whether or not they are genuine
One can have no smaller or greater mastery than mastery of oneself. - Leonardo da Vinci
Niemand hat die Absicht, eine Mauer zu errichten!
God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in Him - John Piper
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.>
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! Home Simpson
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - God
On the other side of fear lies freedom.
I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the father except through me.
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated. - Thomas Paine, "The Crisis", December 23, 1776
�Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. -Steve Jobs
"What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?" - Unknown Chicagoan, July 16, 2009
"It is courage, courage, courage, that raises the blood of life to crimson splendor. Live bravely and present a brave front to adversity." - Horace
Don't tell me what I can't do - John Locke (Lost, TV Series)
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"When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reched, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps."
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
I want to believe... - Fox Mulder
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe - Albert Einstein
�Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren�t used to an environment where excellence is expected." -Steve Jobs
No one rises suddenly, not even the sun... - Punam Khanna(Bell also)
Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up. -C.S. Lewis
“I thought of that while riding my bicycle." - Albert Einstein, in reference to the Theory of Relativity
“All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality." - Martin Luther King
No retreat baby, no surrender
kamaboko is cool.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.—Oscar Wilde
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Two for one and three for all! - The Three Stooges
You always hear the phrase, money doesn't buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But it's not really true. I got a new car because the old one's lease expired.
kamaboko is cool2.
"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." -Jimmy Dean
If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
Julius Caesar
Veni, vidi, vici.
I am what I am cause I am what I am. Popeye
The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.. Edsger Djikstra
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
"And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high."
Ayrton Senna
Always pass on what you have learned. Yoda
“Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it. Life is a challenge, meet it. Life is a duty, complete it. Life is a game, play it. Life is a promise, fulfill it. Life is sorrow, overcome it. Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.”
Imagination is more important than knowledge - by Albert Einstein
In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream, and in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe. - Michael Jackson
cogito ergo sum
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." - Hector Berlioz
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
"...if your theory is found to be against the second law of thermodynamics I can give you no hope; there is nothing to do but to collapse in deepest humiliation."
William Shakespeare
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. -- Jerry Seinfeld
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."